House of Banjee

When I hear the Republicans talk

I’m like:

When A friends boyfriend hits on me and gets mad

I’m all like:

When I Talk About My Crush

I’m like:

If I Eat Before Going Out

I’m like:

When A Friend Wants to Talk About Their Feelings

In my head I’m like:

When I look at my bank statement after a weekend out

When I see my friend meet a cute guy out

I’m like:

When you see a bottom you don’t like…

When I see someone flirting with the boy I thought was cute

I’m like:

In my head I’m like:

When A Girl Thinks She is Cuter Than Me

I’m like:

When I realized I could no longer go to Chik-fil-A

At first I was like:

And then I got over it and realized that:

When you find out who you are dating is also dating anything that has a pulse

I’m like:

What I Imagine Selena Gomez Says to Justin Bieber

When I saw the German Men’s Gymnastics Team

I was like:

When a man hands me his number

I’m like: